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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In February, I fed bearsh3x to a Shoggoth (250 points). In January, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I recruited unicornshewolf as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I stopped timduru from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (310 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
issarlk

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